J. Props to Canada for giving over 100,000 canadians heart attacks and still winning gold! Props to the Unitted States for not crying... to hard XD
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Dan
.......we decided that canada, as a part of north america, should win every now and then. its all one america. NORTH-FUCKIN-AMERICA!
48 minutes ago ·
Dan
hooray for the continent
47 minutes ago ·
J.
south america too? XDDD you forgot about them!
45 minutes ago ·
Dan
fuck the lower hemisphere!!!
44 minutes ago ·
Dan
they got cut by the panama canal
43 minutes ago ·
J.
BUT DUDE!!! WHAT ABOUT AMERICA!!!! WE ARE IN AMERICA!!!! A WHOLE CONTINENT!!!
42 minutes ago ·
Dan
its split... north and south. we need at least 4 teams... cuz a 50/50 would be no fun... thus the quarter-spheres
33 minutes ago ·
J.
but when it comes down to it the canadians are trained to use all the weapons that you make... but our army is two grenades and a hockey stick... the states would just have a bunch of rednecks with mini-guns and pistols as well as steroid bumping jocks fighting, canada would have a three year old girl picking daisies in newfoundland, Russia would ... See Morelaunch a heck load of nukes, china would come in with world-war 1 planes and start shooting bullets everywhere without aiming, all of Pakistan would be in planes and do one massive suicide run taking out a few hundred trees and a shrubbery or two and killing every Pakistani person hence the "suicide run", japan would take out light sabers, katana's and some manga then make it one epic duel to the death like in anime, south america would have a bunch of *ermmm* "ethnic" people in low riders with tech-9's and glocks, madagascar would make a giant rafts from trees, grass and what-not and send all their animals and such over leaving them defenseless and vulnerable then get wiped out by a single mosquito, indonesia would belly-dance themselves to death, iceland and greenland would try to swim over to the other parts where there is combat and drown a few minutes after jumping in, europe would turn into french nazis and go kill a chicken, ireland would drink themselves to death, africa would send all of its lions and tigers to attack germany killing everyone there then a nuke from russia would fail and blow up africa, papua new Guinea would send guinea-pigs to attack but get eaten alive by them, australia would get in kangaroos and start boxing against each other until one person was left then a cow being carried by a helicopter overhead would crap and the falling crap would break that persons neck and kill them thus making the pilot go "BOOM HEADSHOT!!!" and crash, newzealand would jump into a giant mud-hole and die, and hour after it starts alaska's dial-up would finaly work and they would get the message to attack canada sending everyone into the yukon and they would be eaten by polar bears, the arctics are empty so they dont matter, hawaii would go surfing and get eaten by sharks, and jamaica would smoke dewbies until they were so high that they all ran into closets thinking they were portals to narnia and kill themselves...
10 minutes ago .
J.
just saying...
10 minutes ago .
Dan
that is so not true!!! ...the belly dancers would be saved by the drunken rednecks. the japanese would take the little girls that canada sent out to pick flowers. the lions that the africans sent out are just as hungry as they are, so they'd start fighting amongst them selves killing eachother. the rusians in the nuke factory would use there own... See More mechanical 'skills' to fix a dud and blow the whole country off the map. germans would all sacrifice themselves to try and resurrect hitler, thus dieing. china will fulfill there 1000 year plan, turning the great wall of china into its true form. THE MIGHTY DRAGON!! --blah blah blah-- ....so in the end, its dragon vs gundam elite vs chuck norris... after an epic battle of biblical proportions, chuck finally comes out on top with minor scratches on his knuckles.... and because he's got irish in him (obviously) america gets claim over the fallen ireland. and we then drink our selves to death. so now, finally, chuck norris sits at the gates of oblivion and shits on the devils doormat, becoming the new ruler of the underworld.
3 minutes ago ·
J.
and jamaica smokes a dewbie :D
a few seconds ago ·
Dan
who were then eaten by the dragon
4 seconds ago .
J.
sounds reasonable!
2 seconds ago ·
just thought i would fill you in on the time gap there...
Random much?
Eh... no comment!
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