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J. Props to Canada for giving over 100,000 canadians heart attacks and still winning gold! Props to the Unitted States for not crying... to hard XD
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Dan
.......we decided that canada, as a part of north america, should win every now and then. its all one america. NORTH-FUCKIN-AMERICA!
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Dan
hooray for the continent
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J.
south america too? XDDD you forgot about them!
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Dan
fuck the lower hemisphere!!!
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Dan
they got cut by the panama canal
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J.
BUT DUDE!!! WHAT ABOUT AMERICA!!!! WE ARE IN AMERICA!!!! A WHOLE CONTINENT!!!
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Dan
its split... north and south. we need at least 4 teams... cuz a 50/50 would be no fun... thus the quarter-spheres
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J.
but when it comes down to it the canadians are trained to use all the weapons that you make... but our army is two grenades and a hockey stick... the states would just have a bunch of rednecks with mini-guns and pistols as well as steroid bumping jocks fighting, canada would have a three year old girl picking daisies in newfoundland, Russia would ... See Morelaunch a heck load of nukes, china would come in with world-war 1 planes and start shooting bullets everywhere without aiming, all of Pakistan would be in planes and do one massive suicide run taking out a few hundred trees and a shrubbery or two and killing every Pakistani person hence the "suicide run", japan would take out light sabers, katana's and some manga then make it one epic duel to the death like in anime, south america would have a bunch of *ermmm* "ethnic" people in low riders with tech-9's and glocks, madagascar would make a giant rafts from trees, grass and what-not and send all their animals and such over leaving them defenseless and vulnerable then get wiped out by a single mosquito, indonesia would belly-dance themselves to death, iceland and greenland would try to swim over to the other parts where there is combat and drown a few minutes after jumping in, europe would turn into french nazis and go kill a chicken, ireland would drink themselves to death, africa would send all of its lions and tigers to attack germany killing everyone there then a nuke from russia would fail and blow up africa, papua new Guinea would send guinea-pigs to attack but get eaten alive by them, australia would get in kangaroos and start boxing against each other until one person was left then a cow being carried by a helicopter overhead would crap and the falling crap would break that persons neck and kill them thus making the pilot go "BOOM HEADSHOT!!!" and crash, newzealand would jump into a giant mud-hole and die, and hour after it starts alaska's dial-up would finaly work and they would get the message to attack canada sending everyone into the yukon and they would be eaten by polar bears, the arctics are empty so they dont matter, hawaii would go surfing and get eaten by sharks, and jamaica would smoke dewbies until they were so high that they all ran into closets thinking they were portals to narnia and kill themselves...
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J.
just saying...
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Dan
that is so not true!!! ...the belly dancers would be saved by the drunken rednecks. the japanese would take the little girls that canada sent out to pick flowers. the lions that the africans sent out are just as hungry as they are, so they'd start fighting amongst them selves killing eachother. the rusians in the nuke factory would use there own... See More mechanical 'skills' to fix a dud and blow the whole country off the map. germans would all sacrifice themselves to try and resurrect hitler, thus dieing. china will fulfill there 1000 year plan, turning the great wall of china into its true form. THE MIGHTY DRAGON!! --blah blah blah-- ....so in the end, its dragon vs gundam elite vs chuck norris... after an epic battle of biblical proportions, chuck finally comes out on top with minor scratches on his knuckles.... and because he's got irish in him (obviously) america gets claim over the fallen ireland. and we then drink our selves to death. so now, finally, chuck norris sits at the gates of oblivion and shits on the devils doormat, becoming the new ruler of the underworld.
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J.
and jamaica smokes a dewbie :D
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Dan
who were then eaten by the dragon
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J.
sounds reasonable!
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just thought i would fill you in on the time gap there...

Random much?

Out with the old, In with the new!

Sunday, 12:26 PM
Somewhere in the world

i was jogging home from church when my friends pulled up beside me and opened their van door and told me to jump in... against all odds i jumped into a moving full-sized van on the run, literally... as i went to close the door my cell phones bead charm that i made got caught and broke spilling beads everywhere... i was mildly depressed after and felt like the world was going to end because my cute handmade charm broke...

Still Sunday, 7:26 PM
Somewhere in the universe but not necessarily restricted to earth...

I got home after watching the the finals in Olympics... i wanted to make a new charm... i got out the beads and this time i used fishing line instead of sewing thread for more durability... my design was to have a type shape with a red X in the middle... it was planned perfectly, i would put all the beads in order on a doubled up fishing line while trying not to poke myself with the needle i was using then i would backtrack and weave through all the beads to make my design go from a straight line of beads to a flag type charm... and thus began the grand quest to make yet another cute charm...

it was going perfectly until it came to weaving back through all the beads... i had tied the last bead too close and it was making everything tighter than it should be and pulling everything into a mess... i kept going while trying to compress the charm with my other hand so that it would work... it was again going well until i got to the end and had to let go... it scrunched together into what seemed like a mess and after three hours of untangling and weaving it seemed as if all hope was lost... then i looked closer at my charm that i lost hope in... it was forming a three dimensional charm that resembled somewhat of a ---\\\\--- shape... i had made what seems like a D.N.A strand.... i then became joyful and it made the struggle worth while... i tied it onto my phone in such a way that it is never meant to come off...


Sunday, 10:46 PM
you dont want to know,

i was done... i had a new cute charm that was more durable than the last and looked way cooler... one that i had struggled to make for three hours just so it would be something totally different than what i wanted or even planned, yet it turned out to be the best thing that could have happened...

Sunday, 11:44 PM
where you are right now,

I have pressed enter and sent this message out to the world, with hopes that it will reach you and encourage you to never give up even when things are going completely wrong. when plans fail and people turn away, when the things you planned start to fall apart, when the pain becomes to much to handle and you just feel like giving up, that even though it may look like it wont work out, God is up there saying "forget about your plan, my plan is so much better and it is way cooler! trust me and keep working for through me all things are possible.". keep up the good work even when it gets tough because there is a beautiful charm waiting up there for you when you finish up down here...

just another one of those days

Yup... mmmhhhmmm.... yup.... want to do something? yup.... mmmhhmmm.... like what? i dunno... yup.... mmmhhhmm....

ever find yourself with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO!?!? that overwhelming feeling of utter boredom... days were you spen hours trying to find somethingto do but in the end you fall asleep on the couch or bed with your clothes on because all that built up energy to do something worked against you? well there is a cure!!! introducing something that has yet to be found! this something can be found under a penny, dime or even a nickle!!! YES A NICKLE!!! it is often refered to as "something" or "anything" because there is no nothing and nothing is still something!

"keep on waiting, no matter how much it hurts. because Chuck Norris said so!"

At resolve from heart to mind to fingers to iPod to you.

What is it that we truly want in life? To date that special girl or guy, to be famous and earn tons of money? Maybe we just want a quiet calm life without many troubles. Recently I turned on my mind and ran a defrag for the first time and I found that I was to bogged up by life that I did not know what I want. I still don't know what I want lol! But it made me think that we can get so caught up in life and tomorrows problems yet we tend to overlook today and the issues that go with it. Sometimes it is nice to relax and think. Try it sometime‼

"Hey! watch me catch a snowflake on my tounge! OUCH! why the heck did hail fall in my eye?" D:

First off i would like to say i am sorry for not being on lately to check the oh so "abundant" amount of comments! things have been busy lately but i will make up for it by typing into the night when i should be sleeping for physiotherapy/school in the morning so here goes.

Tim: Hey Bob, how are you?
Bob: Pretty good, how about yourself Tim?
Tim: Great! thanks for asking.
Bob: Its what i do best Tim! so how can I help you?
Tim: Well you see Bob, as you already know today is sunday...
Bob: hmmm, i thought it was tuesday!
Tim: AHAHAHA! Good one! So you know how my Brother is getting married right?
Bob: Yes, why?
Tim: Well today we are going to be having lunch together as a family before my soon-to-be-sister-in-law goes back to Romania and we really want you to come since it will be our "last big meal together". One problem though...
Bob: Really? Is she allergic to seafood?
Tim: Nice, but it is going to be right after church, and Joe wants us at his place for Bible study with the rest of the guys. you know the thing that is planned every month?
Bob: Wow... I would really love to go but i dont want to ditch Joe at the same time... I need some time to think...
Tim: Alright no problem. Oh, one thing.
Bob: Yes?
Tim: We are about to leave, you have about 10 seconds.
Bob: Okay one moment!
Bob: Hey Joe! would it be alright if i skipped out on this meeting and we could have coffee later this week and review what i missed? Oh and when can i come to the church to clean up?
Joe: I really think you should come with us to bible study.
Tim: *nods at Bob as to ask if he was coming*
Bob: Alright....... (thinks to himself: WHY DO THINGS HAVE TO BE THIS HARD!!!)
Bob: *goes with Tim*
Joe: *calls Bob* Hey man... Im really disappointed with your decision today. We will have to talk about it later.
Bob: *pause* Alright..... (thinks to himself: If i went with Joe i would have missed this chance to spend time with my family and Tim would be angry with me, and i could not go with both not to mention that if i did not go with either of them they would both be angry and i would miss out and be sad... no matter what i picked it was a loosing battle. everyone wants me and if they cant have me then no body gets me... what should i do... what should i have done...

Sometimes people around us make a little version of Hell that we have to live through knowing that no matter what we do we will always lose and someone will be unhappy. sometimes it makes me want to tell everyone to back off for a moment, sometimes i do but everyone so far has answered to that with another attack of "NOW!"
little do they know that you are being torn apart limb by limb by your "friends". personally i like to make other happy, and i dont really care about my own happiness. it makes me happy when others are happy and not fighting or trying to have things "their way". when everyone can take a step back and look at someone else instead of themselfs and what they want. Sometimes... i wish everyone would take a chill pill...

Have you ever been in a place where you are forced to pick between friends or the people/things you love? have you ever been rushed to your own defeat by others?
what what were their responses to your choice?

People say all the time not to worry about things because it just slows you down or makes you a "worry-wart". even i have said things like that. but i Believe that there is a healthy amount of worry for everyone that varies person to person. ~End Transmit~

Part Two.
Many fall in battle,
All fall in mind.

if i had my own cast of people and a ton of cameras/money i would make at least 5 movies that i can picture in my head right now. thats right, i have full length movies in my head written, directed and memorized by me BUT i am 16. i have ideas that would chance the whole earth. ideas that would make interstellar communication possible and thrust us into the "space age". the communication idea would probably cost enough money to make Asia and North America go into debt (probably a huge exaggeration but it would be a lot) ideas that would turn the simple computer you are using or simple electronic device into something 500x faster. imagine pressing the power button on your computer one morning and it instantly loading everything and also asking you what you want in your tea/coffee BUT again, i am 16. i have no documented proof that i have an education above a elementary grad yet my intellect is above what my age is thought to know. i have been held down by the world because of a mistake and i passed the world. now it wants me to slow down and start over while it zooms by and causes me one heck of a hard time. well i say this... If there is any people who are high up in the education system beyond that of college, if you are willing to take a chance at the unlikely probability that a adolescent can revolutionize the WHOLE earth and the life of everyone on it, than lets talk sometime. a professional conversation between two individuals that are looking to better the lives of many.

"Many fall in battle, All fall in mind." to me it means that there are things in this world that we never would imagine, something like killing or rape can not be understood until it happens around or to you. these things can kill many, can break many and scar many and the difference of how those people have to mature and live is devastating. I am young, I have just scraped the surface of that universe and this is what i have become.

Days where you have nothing to do.

the title says it all. sometimes you have one of those days where there is really just nothing to do. today i woke up at 6pm and did nothing. i was up last night into the morning around 4am with my friend and then i checked my blog expecting there would be no comments (and i was right) then i fell asleep. now i have to wake up tomorrow ready for a long day of sitting in a class writing things so that i can come home and do the same thing again tomorrow. if you ever find yourself without things to do, try going for a really long walk or feed some ducks. it is oddly fun...

A poem

every time i try to look at you i see a wall,
every time i try to lean on you i am reminded by that wall.
as i sit looking out over the lake i sit alone,
as i watch the sun set over the lake i watch its beauty alone.
when i brush the hair away from your eyes,
when i lay in the grass and stare at the sky's,
im alone and without you.
this pain i feel keeps me awake at night and makes me weak,
i start to slow and i fall asleep,
hearing the people on the bus speak.
they laugh and they gossip about the boy who sits there sleeping alone on the public transit, but i am dreaming of you so it does not matter. i wake up just before my stop an i signal the bus to stop. i get off trying to remember your face, your eyes your beauty, anything about you but i cant. i walk mindlessly through the street looking like i have yet to eat, i search for you everywhere. by the days end i sit down on my bed and i think about you, your kindness and your love so true only to be reminded that i am without you. i look into your eye's and you look into mine. i stoke your cheek and tell you i love you. then i rest on your shoulder only to be reminded by the cold wall that i am without you...

Being blind

As i lay on my bed propped up by a pillow staring unto a formation of mass known as a computer i can only think of how things just get in the way and how most of the time the biggest thing in the way is ourselves. yesterday i learned the hard way a lesson that should have been taught by someone punching me in the face and telling me im wrong, but i thank god that these 3 people were patient enough with me to have a two and a half hour debate on god's nature and what he can and can not do. i will let you know right now that i was flat out wrong the whole time and i only realized that in the last five minutes of that conversation. i was fighting for something that i assumed rather than something that i knew but it turned out well. in the end i walked away with a life long lesson learned in 1: how stupid i can be at times but how it is unrefined intellect. 2: dont fight for something that you assume without some sort of proof. 3: sometimes it takes us till the very last second to see our wrongs but that does not make us bad. it is like a one year old who wants to play with the pretty blue powder under the kitchen sink. although they may scream for days and even weeks about it, you know that if they do get their little hands on it then they will die. so for the people out there that get bombarded by question after question from people who are seeking some sort of understanding, please be patient with them. sometimes they will not get it till the last second or when they are older, but in the end it is worth the fight to see someone become more mature and wise.

nothing to gain but everything to lose

My mother asked me if i wanted pizza about half an hour ago, i told her i would rather save the money. thinking that she might actually consider saving money for once, i performed a grand escapade from my room to the kitchen in a desperate attempt to make a "savings jar". i crafted said jar from a empty peanut butter container and one of my cheap locks that cost around $1. i also got a small blue storage container and put it on the counter before proceeding to pillage my room/apartment for any form of currency. i gathered a a fair sized loot and began to deposit all of the pennies into the storage container and everything else into the "savings jar". about half way through my attempt at being an accountant my mother made a call to the beer man. she had ordered around $20 worth of beer and a tad extra for delivery/tip. disappointed and feeling the sting of defeats blade, i went captured by gloom back to my lonely living quarters. after sitting and pondering about how i could get a job and save more than a few coins my mom went to the door to get the beer and returned calling for me. after about ten seconds of what seemed like me doing nothing i opened my door and replied "yes?". she came forth and said that the man was wearing Axe "Kilo" body spray and that she agreed when he told her it was the best type. only once before have i felt such disgust for myself as i stood there, feeling like an empty shell in a full world. if you were to look into my eyes at this point you would probably see someone who had nothing left to live for. i shall end this in saying that im not normally like that. i tend to cover up my unique pain with an even more unique sense of humor, laughter or pure stupidity.

Odd's and End's

Today, i felt like looking for another job. I currently work for a man at my church in snow removal. funny funny guy... but with the lack of snow, i am also at a lack of work, lack of money, lack of things to do. so my mom was trying to help me out by telling me how i should take my resume out to all the wondrous Janitorial companies and how i would be payed minimum wadge to clean a building. she says it is a lonely job but i can take my ipod with me and listen to music. it sounds like an outstanding idea, only i dont really have much time on my hands as it is. while i was getting this talk from my mother one of my friends sent me a message on facebook that had my last name as a greeting/try to get his attention to start a conversation type thing. the seemingly trivial 3 minutes i spent with my mom ended in me missing a chance to talk to my friend. we have not been able to talk much due to the buzz of life so any moment i get to talk with her is a moment well spent. this made me start to think of how we can get so involved with the mass of things that the seemingly unlikely occurrence of a desired thing could be overlooked or forgotten about in such a small fragment of what we call time...

If I want to live then I have to be born.

I guess i could say that the title of this post means absolutely nothing but then i would be lying. What i may have been trying to get at was that EVERYONE starts somewhere, even Chuck Norris. Some of you may know that "speaking his name is punishable by death by roundhouse kick to the face", others may know him as a really cool guy that was in a few movies and owns a ranch. But no matter how you know him I think that some of you may have noticed that he is also what some youth today call a "Ginger".For those of you who dont know what that means, a "Ginger" is a human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Well if anyone wants to call Chuck Norris a Ginger while he is around then be my guest. But doesn't this get you thinking?

Just as people in the past we too are born into this world with no control over when, where, who or why. we didn't have control over what our body will look like as it matures, things like height, hair color and eye color were already picked out in a sense. some may call this the collaboration of mom's cells and dad's cells, some may call it Gods will and some really dont care one way or another because we are here and that part of the road is long gone. To me, I lack the understanding and the knowledge to hold a decent conversation for more than an hour on the strict basis of just "skimming the top" of that topic. to put it in a more simple term, i dont know much about it but i know enough that i understand the basics.


When Chuck was in grade school I can imagine that he got teased by quite a few of his peers. I can also imagine that he did not think he would be a hero as well as one of the coolest people around. What if he had given into this theoretical pressure some call "depression"? Well there is a chance that none of us would know who he is today. Bummer right? Well its also a bummer that there are people doing that every day. From kids to adults, some people feel like life has nothing left or that it would be easier to end the pain then to go through it. Who knows, maybe if George Kindle had not killed himself there would be another "Chuck Norris" in this world. Now some of you may be thinking "Who is this George Kindle?" some guy may be reading this and be thinking "I didn't kill myself? Whats going on?". George Kindle is a name I pulled from my head so there is no need to worry.

I could go on through the night typing my thoughts out on this screen, but there is a chance that I may be working in about 4 hours, There is also School and a youth group waiting just around the turn of days. If you are one of those people, a George Kindle, then stick around. Not only because Chuck Norris is alive, but to prove to the jerks in life that you are stronger than them. Because you can look death in the face and walk away from it unharmed. Because you are the only you in this world and the world needs you.